Christmas Beer

I think several people will go along with this idea – Christmas Beer.

If Coca-Cola can fancy-up their cans and bottles with jolly fat men, radioactive reindeer and gay elves, then who’s ass do I have to kiss to get one on my beer can? I think Guinness should have a holiday bottle, one with a fit and tan St. Nick and a coupla’ hot six foot blonde elves toting ribbon laden six packs of Guinness Stout. Maybe a reindeer lighting the way for all of Santa’s good ol’ boys and girls to the tavern. You can even make it a public service announcement. On the back of the bottle, a little picture of the same boys and girls stumbling out of the bar with their elf hats half cocked and a red-nosed reindeer in a cab waiting to take them home safely to those inevitable dreams of sugar plumbs and whatever.

What I need is a way to be festive while sitting in my chair drinking beer. I could help do the tree, but the old lady gets upset because the ornaments I like don’t match her theme. I could go buy presents, but I already did that so I don’t have to get in the holiday rush. I could dress up the cats, but after Halloween, they’re starting to get a little pissed. So please give me a beer can for the holidays, or otherwise it’s back to drinking Guinness from that coffee cup with the nativity scene on it.

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